You know you're from Alabama if..

So, I ran across this facebook page called You know you're from Alabama when.. and in my opinion some of the quotes from this page is hilarious. So I'm gonna list a few, Enjoy.

You know you're from Alabama when..

"You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football."

"You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the store?"

"A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke."

"You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart."

"In the last week you've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould"

"Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date."

"You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway."

"You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store."

"Y'all is a word."

"Your directions include "when you see the Waffle House" or "turn on the dirt road."

"A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel."

"You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply."

"You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo."

"Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor."

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I live in Alabama, so I know first hand that everything that I just copied and pasted is true. Well, Later Taters.


-Stephanie